watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

itsbrysontiller:

I stopped explaining myself when I realized,

People only understand from their level of perception

homohaukka:

my life is a constant cycle of me deciding to get my shit together and me deciding to not give a fuck and giving up

cursedcatimages:

givemetrills:

coffee is the most important meal of the day

honeydips:

Me